40 Facts of Me

I saw this on another blog, and I enjoyed reading it. If you want to do this too, please just copy and paste and put in your own answers.

1. My uncle once: pulled my tooth with pliers. (Uncle Buck)

2. Never in my life: have I eaten dog meat (as far as I know)

3. When I was five: I was already in first grade and turned six in December.

4. High School was: a distant memory.

5. I will never forget: my mother's words--Didn't you even think about doing right? Don't look at me like that. Let's go do the dishes (my sister and me)

6. I once met: a crippled boy who was very good looking and had very strong arms.

7. There’s this girl I know who: can put her whole ear inside her ear so it pops when it comes out.

8. Once, at a bar: I don't think I've really ever been at a bar except maybe in a restaurant where they served meals.

9. By noon, I’m usually: ready to go home from work.

11. If only I had: a bodyshaper that would whittle me down to a size 12.

12. Next time I go to church: I will not stand up and shout "fire."

13. Terry Schiavo: was a sad case.

14. What worries me most: is the liberalizing of America.

15. When I turn my head left, I see: greener grass.

16. When I turn my head right, I see: Bella Lagosy

17. You know I’m lying when: I talk (NOT true) ( or am I lying about that too?)

18. What I miss most about the eighties: the childhood of my children.

19. If I was a character in Shakespeare, I’d be: sorry.

20. By this time next year: I won't be pregnant.

21. A better name for me would be: Always Right I Don't Care What You Say (ARIDCWYS).

22. I have a hard time understanding: people who don't try to understand motivations of others.

23. If I ever go back to school, I’ll: get my masters in English/Writing.

24. You know I like you if: you're where I can see you.

25. If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: Remington Steele

26. Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: Bad, good, interesting, wrong.

27. Take my advice, never: eat cold cream. I made my sister eat it once, and then I worried what it would do to her. Apparently nothing.

28. My ideal breakfast is: cooked by IHOP.

29. A song I love, but do not own is: a song not yet written.

30. If you visit my hometown, I suggest: you visit Union Street.

31. Tulips, character flaws, microchips, & track stars: a favorite flower, in everyone else, come in a bag, are run of the mill.

32. Why won’t people: realize I do know better.

33. If you spend the night at my house: expect a dog attack, kiss, and a little dog food supper.

34. I’d stop my wedding for: the lack of a preacher.

35. The world could do without: is crime.

36. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: lick the belly of a rat.

37. My favorite blond is: probably not.

38: Paper clips are more useful than: false eyelashes.

39. If I do anything well, it’s: talk.

40. And by the way: don't trust anyone over 90--unless she is your grandma.