The dog is hungry most of the time, but he doesn't always want to eat his dog food when it's served. He always hopes to get a little bite of human food, either accidentally or on purpose.
At various times of the day, when he really needs some that especially has fiber, he finds a Kleenex or several Kleenexes and has a little snack.
The other night I was sitting on the couch with a small blanket over my legs and lap. He got under the tent and was very quiet. I thought he was just enjoying the warmth and security. I was WRONG. He was eating a Kleenex.
The moral: Where there's a will, there's a way. OR Fiber is where you find it. OR If your master doesn't feed you properly, go scrounge for yourself. OR If you keep your yap shut, no one may see that you've done wrong.
4 comments:
What a hoot! And people just really want to have a dog. Do the pleasures outweigh the nuisances? Cats seems to love toilet paper but they prefer to take it off the roll themselves. I put mine on the holder as an "under" because they can't unroll it as quickly as an "over".
I like the last one. I'm keeping my yap shut.
I nalso like the last one, I live by the last one, sometimes that is.
Very funny :)
My neighbor's dog has had bowel "issues" several times. One time she (the dog) ate a dirty diaper for her fiber. Another time she ate some of my fiber rolls and they went right through her.
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