1.Don't change horses - until they stop running.
2.You can lead a horse to water but - How?
3.Don't bite the hand that - looks dirty.
4.You can't teach an old dog new - Math
5.If you lie down with dogs, you'll - stink in the morning.
6.The pen is mightier than the - pigs.
7.Where there's smoke there's - pollution.
8.A penny saved is - not much.
9.Two's company, three's - the Musketeers.
10.Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and - You have to blow your nose.
11.Children should be seen and not - spanked or grounded.
12.When the blind lead the blind - get out of the way.
13.A bird in the hand - is going to poop on you.
3 comments:
Those are funny! Sounds about right for kid thinking. Makes as much sense as the real proverbs, etc.
That last one is true!
Those are cute!
Oh keep meaning to tell you - love your header picture - I could so see my son doing that - he thinks he can fly (not really, but you'd think he thinks that for some of the stunts he pulls).
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