Someone just said she and her family raised doves when she was a kid and then they ate the eggs.
Someone's dog threw up this morning after eating a lot of grass, and apparently it looked like the green beans I've been eating.
I heard last night about a former youth director who is now dating one of girls who was in a different youth department way back when. She's 30 now and he's probably 35-40.
I heard about a goose hitting a deputy's car and breaking off the mirror. The deputy didn't get a good look at the goose, so he could not arrest it for criminal mischief or obstructing.
This morning one of my co-workers was late because her baby grandson threw up on her and she had to go get a new shirt at Wal-Mart.
Somebody gave me some Reader's Digests and I have been reading them. What do you call it when a pig hits you in the throat?................A pork chop. (I don't really have the joke right. This is what I am known for.)
I sometimes think that carrots taste a little like coconut.
My co-worker puts mouse traps in her yard but not for mice. She puts them around her plants so the dog won't eat them (the plants).
3 comments:
No, that was about the right amount of random-ness.
Those are some really cool events! How can you be so lucky?
Random is fun :) I guess you'd only have to step in a mouse trap once to know its not fun. Bet she has a pretty garden.
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